Inch by inch, row by row Gonna make this garden grow All it takes is a rake and a hoe And a piece of fertile ground
In the late 90s, I created three Google Blogger blogs: The Rat’s Eye View, Wirebender Audio Rants, and Geezer with a Grudge.The
Rat’s Eye view was, originally, going to be a repository for a collection
of articles I had written in my position as a freelance manufacturing/management
consultant with Productivity, Inc. (A long dead manufacturing consulting
company out of Temecula, CA.)That gig
didn’t last long, mostly because I was disgusted by the executives I worked
with as a consultant and moved on to other money-making ventures.But I kept writing in The Rat’s Eye, even though it
didn’t seem like anyone was paying attention.About the same time, I had become a regular contributor to a regional
motorcycle magazine, The Minnesota Motorcycle Monthly, and my column was called
“Geezer with A Grudge.” I almost always wrote more articles than the
magazine could use and I started storing my “extras” in the Geezer blog.A few years later, I started working, part
time, at a music college, first as a technical support consultant and, later,
as an instructor.I also had three music-related
one-man businesses that I called “Wirebender Audio Services.”So, to promote those businesses, I started Wirebender Audio Rants.
I haven’t written much about motorcycles since I had to quit
riding, last year, for reasons of old age.So, I haven’t paid much attention to that blog’s statistics.Today, I discovered that sometime ago the Geezer blog past 2 million
views (2,028,204, as of today, in fact) and is
averaging about 6500 views per month!So, I checked the other blogs and found that The Rat’s Eye View, my least
likely candidate for readers had 393,543 views and for the past
year has been averaging 3500 views per month and Wirebender Audio Rants and
averaged 9100 views per month and a total of 332,501 views for
the blog’s lifetime.
For a while, Google’s Ad Sense actually
paid money for advertising links in the blog and the Geezer blog made me an
average of $100/month for the advertising hits.A few years ago, Google decided to keep all but a few pennies of the
advertising revenue to themselves and I deleted Ad Sense from all of my
blogs.That was several (about 10) years
ago and, since then I just write for the excuse H.L. Menken gave, “for the same
reason cows give milk.”
The point I lamely tried to make with
this essay’s title was that many things that we do, creatively and without much
hope of notice, can pay some fun dividends if you last long enough.Way back in late 2020, I was still writing
fairly regular Geezer columns and paying attention to the numbers.I was pretty impressed with myself when that
blog made it to 1,000,000
hits.I know that’s pretty lame in a
world where a Tik Tok or drunks-in-a-bar YouTube “influencer” can, apparently,
easily gather 1,000,000 followers.My
most “popular” blog, the Geezer, has a grand total of 90 followers and The Rat’s
Eye has 2 and Wirebender has 14.I’d be embarrassed
by those lame numbers, except that . . . I’m not.
My comparatively new Substack page, “T.W. Day Stories and Rants on Random
Subjects,” has 24 “subscribers” (all free) and that page has had about 6,400
hits since it started in December of 2023.It has ben a slow, somewhat exponential, reader growth and I’ve made-little-to-no
effort at promoting my page.My “biggest”
month had a little over 900 hits.Every source
I know of claims that reading isn’t something that many people bother with today.My wife, more typically, gets practically all
of her knowledge from YouTube, which is a sure way to drive me from any room or
gathering.I really don’t want to think
about how many people use Tik Tok for that purpose.I never expected to be read as much as I’ve
been on any of my Blogger blogs and I’m delighted with the slow progress of my
Substack page.I’m incredibly grateful
to everyone, even the critics, who has take the time, exercised the patience,
and kept a rare skill alive by reading my essays.
Bruce Springsteen’s song, “The Streets of Minneapolis” came
out of the gate swinging and smacked Donny’s fragile ego right in the
balls.In “response,” Pedo President
came out moaning, “White House spokeswoman Abigail Jackson shared in a
statement to The Hollywood Reporter, ‘The Trump administration is focused on
encouraging state and local Democrats to work with federal law enforcement
officers on removing dangerous criminal illegal aliens from their communities —
not random songs with irrelevant opinions and inaccurate information. The media
should cover how Democrats have refused to work with the administration, and
instead, opted to provide sanctuary for these criminal illegals’ and Pedo
himself whined back with a limp-wristed slap, calling Springsteen “dumb as a
rock” and a “dried out ‘prune’ of a rocker.” (I guess Trump thinks he’s an
expert on “dried out prunes,” since he has to look at one in the mirror while
some poor makeup “artist” slathers orange paint on his face.)
But even a biased right-wing source like Forbes Magazine has
been forced to admit, “Bruce
Springsteen’s ICE Protest Song Soars To No. 1” and not just in Minnesota or
the USA but in 19 countries and counting.Bruce took his rage and channeled it into an anthem that people are
singing around the world and in some very unusual places.Fairly often, I volunteer at our local
hospital and last Friday, as I drove to my “shift” at the hospital, I was
listening to “The Streets of Minneapolis” in my car.It put me in a good mood, which has been rare
the past year.As I was pushing my cart
through the hospital, the song was a total earworm and I have never enjoyed the
stuck song syndrome more.In one of the
clinic’s departments a nurse who I often talk to when I’m doing that job asked,
“What’s got you in such a good mood?”
I said, “I have a song in my heart and it’s moving my feet,
too.”She wanted to know what the song
was and I asked, “Are you sure you want to know?”She did and I played the chorus of
“Minnesota” and, in less than a line in, she and two other nurses started
singing along with Bruce and the E Street Band, “Oh, Minneapolis, I hear your
voice, singing through the bloody mist.We'll take our stand, for this land, and the stranger in our midst.Here in our home, they killed and roamed, in
the winter of '26.We'll remember the
names of those who died on the streets of Minneapolis.”
If you are living under a fucking rock and haven’t heard
this new anthem for protest, freedom, and getting off of your dead ass (if
you’re American) and standing on your hind legs and doing something, here it
is:
In early 2020, friends and I started playing music online
through a couple of online, real-time music collaboration services (initially
Jamkazam, currently Sonobus) and that resulted in e writing my first original
tune since the late 1970s, “I
Don’t Want to Do This Anymore.”The
constant barrage of Republican lies during the early days of COVID and as the
2020 election approached “inspired” me to write a second song, “I’m An American
(Lie to Me).”The bullshit was so
intense I actually made a slight attempt to move this song into public view
with a YouTube video.Last I knew it was
on a few of the music streaming services, but I haven’t kept up with that because
it’s not worth anything other than some kind of ego boost.Bruce’s song, in 4 days, has 368,000 hits and
my song, in 5 years, has 368.We’re not
in the same league.
However, when I was ranting about how great “Streets of
Minneapolis” is to a friend, he told me he thought “I’m An American” was at
least as good.It isn’t, but I’m not
ashamed of it, which isn’t a small thing for me.As my YouTube video description explains, “It
would have remained an acoustic guitar-only folk song without Harold Goodman's
having written and recorded a killer bass part, which forced me to add electric
guitar tracks to the song. Stu Anderson and Scott Jarrett added pedal steel
guitar and keyboards, online, through Jamkazam.com. Michael McKern recorded the
drums in his home studio space.”
It’s almost impossible to explain how much I dislike video
editing and the fact that I’ve only managed to put two of my songs into videos
is some kind of evidence to that fact.My friends and I (we call our group thing Downstream Consequences) have
managed, so far, to record 41 cover songs and 19 originals since 2000.And you can listen to it all in my Dropbox
Original Music MP3 folder.Even
download some or all of it, if you feel so inspired.In the absence of an album cover with snazzy
artwork, credits, and the usual album stuff, I’ve created a document, “Liner
Notes.pdf,” that does all of that paraphernalia in a small, electronic
format.
For what it’s worth, I’m adding “I’m An American” to the long list of songs inspired by
Trump and the fascist in a long line of protest songs that goes back far
before Woody Guthrie and even the labor protest songs of the 1890s.When we can’t do anything else, song, poetry,
and story is how we mark where we stand against inequity, violence, lies, misery,
and outright evil.
Thanks for your attention to this matter and, Donald Trump
and all Republicans, fuck you.
My first “job” (other than a two-year run at a paper route
between ages 10 and 12) was working for Dodge City’s Boot Hill Museum, running
the small concession stand outside of the museum’s cemetery building, cleaning
the museum toilets, sweeping floors, selling hotdogs and sodas, maintaining the
robot gunfighter, and getting shot off of a hillside by a drunk playing town
marshal during the bi-daily gunfight.All
for $0.60/hour.I was
13-about-to-turn-14.Toilet duty at the
museum is still close to the grossest job I’ve ever had.Tourists are particularly gross and the
women’s bathroom was a horror show of randomly discarded sanitary napkins and
worse; much worse.
Getting shot wasn’t a picnic, either.The “marshal” was often a one-legged hobo who
looked like he belonged in Old Dodge City, but who had a terrible time remembering
the script.He was supposed to come out
of the Longbranch Tavern, which used to be on the west end of the replica
street, with a double-barrel shotgun and his pistols holstered. After a brief argument in the street with the “bad
guys,” he was supposed to take several steps east, toward the bad guys, before being
warned that another bad guy, me, was about to back shoot him.He would, then, turn and shoot me with one of
the barrels of the shotgun.Sometimes, maybe
not having recovered from the previous night’s celebrations, he’d come out of
the saloon and fire off one or two barrels of the shotgun at me from a LOT
closer than scripted and I’d get a blast of cardboard blank wad in the
chest.Sometimes, the cardboard would be
on fire as I rolled down the dry weed-covered hillside.I still have some weird looking scars on my
chest from some of those fires.
Since then, I’ve had a lot of crappy jobs and a few really
decent ones.Maybe starting out like
that made an impression on me that there is no job so crappy that I shouldn’t
expect to be the one doing it.
For a few brief moments in my early 20s, I imagined that I’d
learn a trade and move to the Pacific Northwest to get good at it.Early in the “learn a trade” phase, Ms. Day
decided that she wanted to be a mother and, as a byproduct, I would be a father.That sudden change in plans force me to dump
the formal part of learning a trade and find a job that paid more than minimum
wage.Since minimum wage in 1970 was
$1.30/hour, you’d think that would have been easy, but you’d be wrong.The closest, surest thing I could find was an
electronic scales technician position in Hereford, Texas at $3.20/hour.
Well over 90% of the
equipment I installed and serviced was mounted on trucks and trailers.The drawing (at right) is a sterile
illustration of the kind of equipment I worked on and the components (load
cells) that most often needed servicing.But to really get a feel for what that job was like you’ll have to
imagine that truck coated from stem-to-stern and top-to-bottom with cow and/or
pig shit.The “clean” equipment I worked
on were grain mill platform scales, which were still often coated in animal
feces which held the grain and silage spillage in place (and in my face).In accordance with Murphy’s Law, the hardest to
get-to parts always failed in the worst weather and at the most critical
(according to customers) time.I “specialized”
in that equipment for about 6 years, driving 100,000 miles/year every year I
was in that business and working overtime so often it felt like regular
time.After six years of that, I got my first manufacturing
engineering position with an ag equipment manufacturer.The company had just invented a design to “fill
the corners” on center pivot irrigation systems, but to do that required
electronic systems that didn’t yet exist.The “clean part” of that job was design and fabrication work, which I
loved and was pretty good at.However,
once that was done someone needed to setup an electronics manufacturing
facility and I got tagged for that job.In
the 1970s, electronics manufacturing was a pretty awful job.I used to have a book of the EPA’s hazardous
chemicals and all of the first dozen chemicals listed as “carcinogens” were
chemicals I’ve used in electronics or mechanical manufacturing.There is a Simpson’s episode where Mr. Burns
gets a physical exam and learns that “all of your diseases are in perfect
balance” and, as long as he doesn’t get any of them cured, he’ll be fine.That might be me and my chemical exposure.
In the early 2000s, a friend was starting up a live sound reinforcement
business and he asked me to help with one of his first big shows.The headliner was a South African reggae
artist named Lucky Dube.There were also two opening acts.The touring crew was a bunch of South African
white guys who mostly stood around and tried to look important while we busted
our asses to setup the stage and do a soundcheck.I wasn’t familiar with the FOH (Front of
House) console, but it was pretty straight-forward and we managed to get
everything sorted out for the two opening acts.When Lucky’s band came on for a soundcheck, the touring FOH goober took
a look at the board, pissed and moaned a bit, and headed for the auditorium
door saying, “I can’t work under these conditions.”Up to that moment in my life, I’d never heard
anyone say anything like that out loud, although I know I’d seen essentially
the same thing displayed, unspoken.
He stormed out and I finished the soundcheck for the
headliner band.Soon afterwards, the
auditorium doors opened for the audience and the show started.The opening act did a few songs and left, followed
by the next band and their set.Lucky’s
band came out and did an intro number that ended with Lucky, himself, coming
out Motown-style, and they got into their set.About half-way through the 2nd number, the touring FOH goober
showed up and elbowed me out of his way.I’d labeled the console and arranged it the way I usually setup a mix,
but he was apparently thrown off by the organization and the labels were below
his paygrade; or something.So, he spent
the rest of the set fiddling with the sliders on several graphic EQs, which
were all bypassed because I never use them and he hadn’t noticed that
fact.Since that experience, I’ve
wondered what it would be like to be so valuable that you could say, “I can’t
work under these conditions” and walk out, expecting someone to fix it so the
conditions were right for me to work under.
So far, it’s never happened.
Skip ahead to my post-retirement hobby, working backstage at
Red Wing’s Sheldon Theater between 2015 and 2020.I sort of stumbled into that gig, mostly,
because I know how to rap audio cables and use audio equipment.The dead last thing I wanted to be doing was
working live shows, but I love doing the stage setup: selecting and positioning
microphones, laying out a trip-free stage, getting the soundcheck sorted out,
and I don’t mind the tear-down, either.I just don’t enjoy the usual excessive volume and typically awful sounding
live show.The Production Manager liked
me enough that he’d let me help with everything up to the soundcheck and, if I
thought the show was going downhill from there, I could sneak out and either
come back to help with the loadout or call it a night.
Sometime around 2016, Kathy Mattea and her band were our
headliners at the Sheldon.The soundcheck
was easy and fun and the band was totally professional.Kathy, as stars usually do, showed up for the
last bit of the soundcheck to get her instrument, vocals, and monitors sorted
out.There was some administrative crap
that went on at the beginning of the show and it was still going on when the
band arrived backstage to get started, on time weirdly enough.Someone, I think the City Mayor, was running
on about some nonsense and everyone backstage was getting antsy.Kathy was kind of hopping from one foot to
the other, joking with her band and marking time.After a bit, she said, “I can’t work under
these conditions” and faked heading back to the dressing room, which got a
solid laugh from the band and the rest of us backstage.Of course, she waited until the nonsense was
done and did a great show (which I stayed for).
Obviously, I’m not the only one who would like to be
important enough to throw a fit and stomp out when the “conditions” aren’t
ideal.
Over the dozen years I taught audio engineering at Musictech College and McNally Smith College of Music, I accumulated a lot of material that might be useful to all sorts of budding audio techs and musicians. This site will include comments and questions about professional audio standards, practices, and equipment. I will add occasional product reviews with as many objective and irrational opinions as possible.